my solution to a terrible party is making grilled cheese. i was at this awful party one time so i went to the kitchen and just started grilling cheeses and everybody at the party was like “check it out this guy is grilling cheese” and i made everybody a grilled cheese. the party was good after that
you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
when ppl compliment u
there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night
and then there are my parents, the ones that change the wifi password and won’t give it to you.
*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*
i hate when ppl say “omg you’re ALWAYS on tumblr”
like ??? yes i get more attention on a website than i do when im around my friends its ridiculous isnt it
My mom was born in 1969 so some of her usernames have a 69 at the end and I haven’t found an appropriate way to tell her why she can’t do this
how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up
do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you